I quite thoroughly enjoy “The Way I See It” quotes on Starbucks cups. I’m not exactly sure why. It could be that I have the attention span of a Jack Russell Terrier on crack and can’t read more than a paragraph without losing interest or that they are just the right dosage of advice and insight but for whatever reason as soon as I grab my grande sugar free vanilla americano with a little room, the first thing I do is read the “The Way I See It” quote. Whoa run on sentence.
I have this secret goal/wish to do something important enough to be quoted on a Starbucks cup. That and have a page on Wikipedia. I know what you are thinking, anyone can have a Wikipedia page. No no, my friend. Creating your own does not count, nor does having your best friend or your mom create one for you. If your mom is tech savvy enough to create one then congratulations, she is steps ahead of mine.
So, for the last 3 years or so, I have been on a mission to do something worthy of Starbucks and Wiki. I have yet to complete that mission. But fear not! I am practically Tom Cruise, you know, minus the whole crazy Scientology shiz and jumping on Oprah’s couch. Although, come to think of it I do heart Oprah and who knows how I would react if I was invited to sit on her couch. I guess it’s safe to say I’m not above couch jumping. Anyway, back on track. This mission is not impossible and I, like Tom Cruise, will complete it and look sexy the entire time.
As of right now there are two quotes that I am famous for and are in the running for publication:
- “I am waaaay to good to be a stripper but I would take my clothes off for money.”
- “When confronted with the ‘Is this a shirt or a dress?’ dilemma, always err on the side of shirt.”
So next time you are in your neighborhood Starbucks be on the lookout for a quote from yours truly and then be fully prepared not to see it because it will probably be a few years. Thanks for your patience in this matter.
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