The Best Of Craigslist

In addition to being quoted on a “The Way I See It” Starbucks Cup, I also hope to one day post something clever enough to make it on The Best Of Craigslist.  Lofty, I know, but a girl’s gotta have goals.

The following will forever live on in the hearts and minds of craiglisters everywhere:

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/nyc/1496543734.html

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/pdx/1442952203.html (From the great city of P-town!)

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/sfo/1484202580.html

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/rno/1342172062.html

Smash Putt!

As if Putt Putt Golf couldn’t get any better, along came Smash Putt and ruined my taste for the average minature golf course.

Who needs a putter when you have a gun?

“With ball destruction, centripetal actuators, accelerator pads, ball bouncers, moving walls, roller-skating dogs, and secret passages, no golf ball survives the onslaught of Smash Putt!”

Plus, it’s a bar. Ah-maze-ing. You must go. Now.

http://www.smashputt.com/

A Very Long Non-Engagement

So, I took a short break from blogging which then turned into a hiatus then a leave of absence which eventually became a sabbatical, so on and so forth.  Before this suspension of writing becomes plain ol’ quitting, I have decided to have a non-creative, non-producing, non-posting silly things for world to see self-intervention.  Much like the hit A&E reality TV docu-drama,  I will indulge in my vice a little before my family and friends gather in a hotel room and blindside me with an ultimatum and sappy letters about how much they love my writing and cannot stand to see me slowly kill myself by not blogging. We will all cry.

Then I will get back to writing about current events, sports, entertainment, life, poop, and all things interesting.

Are you not excited?

I Heart Portland

I’ve lived here a year now so I guess that means it’s my town and I love it! Apparently so does the New York Times.

The New York Times: Frugal Portland

If you deliver packages…

you should read this.

http://montastic.blogspot.com/2009/05/letters-to-world.html

IDK My BFF Txts From Last Nite

My new fave website

http://www.textsfromlastnight.com/

Do I Have Swine Flu?

This morning I was greeted by this lovely email from my friend, Kellie.

“I know its been a little scary with this whole swine flu outbreak, and things are starting to get a little stressful, but i wanted to let you know that there is a website out there to help people who are nervous about catching this deadly disease! I think it will really help calm your nerves!!! Don’t worry, most of us are gonna be okay!!! “

http://doihaveswineflu.org/

This is why Kellie and I are friends. Because she too sees the comedy in it all and even if she or I were to fall ill, we’d still be laughing.

This Little Piggy Killed Us All

I’m not too worried about the Swine Flu but I am highly entertained by the media coverage and panic it has caused.

Scientists are still baffled as to what could be causing the flu to pass from pigs to humans…

I’d Like to Point Out

That the top of my blog does say “Pooping on the Poop Deck.”

Ghost Ride the Whip

To understand my appreciation for the latter video in this post, you first must watch my roommate (in the Dodger hat) Ghost Ride the Whip.

Now you can understand why this crazy woman is my hero for pulling off the ultimate Ghost Ride the Whip during a police chase.
WARNING: The three female journalists commentating on this video are horrendous and should be fired.